A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Why Blonde Jokes Are One-liners
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. or So...