Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.