What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
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|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow…
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...