I bet I can bite both of my eyes
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Computer used too long
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Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...