They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....