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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...