Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...