Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...