A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...