The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...