Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....