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Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Elephant jokes 08
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Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....