Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...