What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Royal Penis Comparison
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Arizona Crazy Law
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A sudden change of mind
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Blind question and answer jokes
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Leader of the HMO
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Juan and Amal Classic
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If Cray ran Christmas…
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