Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a…
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...