The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
|10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We’d all...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.