A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...