Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...