What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...