Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...