Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...