A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...