Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...