Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...