The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”