Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...