Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...