You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly…
Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.