You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...