Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
lots some more blonde q & a’s
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Finding a house
|Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they...