Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!