“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
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Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!