How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...