A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...