What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
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The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...