What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...