I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...