Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Car Acronyms
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Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
The “real story” of the three bears..
It’s a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...