If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...