Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...