Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...