What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.