if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...