Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic Flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...