Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
The Ring
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding,...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...