Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
I HAD A BAD DAY
I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...