You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...