The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Strong Britain
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Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...