You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
After Man, God Said…
What did God say after he created man?”I can do better than this” and...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...