The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...