10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...