Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...